sunnydalealum: (Academy grounds)
sunnydalealum ([personal profile] sunnydalealum) wrote2008-08-07 11:39 pm
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It's final exams week at the Slayers' Academy. Which means that about five young women were called in by Sarge at the beginning of the week, and told something to the effect of Right, miss. Sometime this week you're going to get tapped by surprise and put through twenty-four hours of whatever we can throw at you. Can't say what day, can't say when, but you've got to outlast the clock and acquit yourself well, 'cos surviving unharmed by hiding under the bed's for pussies.

The workout rooms off the upper-level armory are usually deserted this late at night. But there's a light on in one of them, and a familiar sound coming from inside: the thrup-thud of feet moving rapidly from one stance to the next, the flat slap of wood or flesh against padding.
lord, give me grace and dancing feet / and the power to impress
Jordie's there, alone in the room, beating hell out of a training dummy with one of the practice fake-Scythes.
lord, give me grace and dancing feet / let me outshine the moon
Which is a circumstance that would make a lot more sense if she hadn't finished her exam about four hours ago.

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Acid blooded alien. Big black hissy thing. Don't bite 'em, really pisses da' off. Also you'd die. Uh. Your wristblades could go through explosive decompression and you'd just have to replace the teeth and bone bits."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Good." Spoon says firmly, "Know they're a bit brutish, can't really fix that, but thought if you got a pair of stompy boots an' black jeans and shite they'd look like some of that chunky jewelry an' since there's almost no actual metal metal in them you could wear them about without having to hide them. Couldn't put the invisibility technology on them, it's electric and shocks like a bastard."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everything alright, Jordie?" Spoon asks quietly, "Glad you like your presents, though."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Spoon doesn't believe her, but he's not going to say that right now. "Mmmm." is what he says, "Never doubted that you'd pass."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm just the brawn, luv." Spoon says with a grimace, "They send me out there as the big black blur of hoy fuck what was that? and then I heal, and then they send me out again. They don't actually tell me any of that.

"Regardless, you'd better write. An' call."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"They always do, luv." Spoon says, "But you can spare us a couple minutes a week. Who else will teach Cora dreadful American slang to go with her dreadful British slang?"

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes to whatevs, but leave hella until she's at least ten." Spoon says firmly, "Penny doesn't really get to cuss...she's effectively mute without her translator. She can manage yautja, but hasn't vocal cords."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's me girl." Spoon says, wrapping his arm around her shoulders, "Come away now, luv. When was the last time you slept? You sound like me on the tail end of a bender.

"I will deny until I die that I giggle. Ever."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Even Slayers need more than that." Spoon says, keeping her shoulders firmly under his arm so she can't easily slip away, "Point me toward the barracks...wait, hood."

He tugs it up with his other hand. Anonymous black hood for the win.

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can sit with you until the next trial starts, if you want." Spoon says. He'd do the same for his daughters. (Okay, he'd blow off the trial entirely for his daughters, but the thought is there.)

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd be surprised what I've done that I'm not allowed." Spoon informs her cheerfully from the depths of the hood.

Cheerfully, but in a harsh rumble that he sweet-talked his translator into providing so he wouldn't sound like Spoon. "And, luv, okay would mean that you weren't working yourself exhausted just after passing with flying bloody colours."

[identity profile] there-is-a-me.livejournal.com 2008-08-08 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Spoon sighs and says, "Yeah, but you need to rest. If you don't, you'll get tired and get killed. I don't want to go to your funeral, Jordie. Don't make me do it. Promise me you'll take care of yourself."