"Like Central Park, sweetie, only less verdant."

He never thought he'd actually ask someone to call him that, after so long of harboring a distinct dislike to any punny reference to Lorne Green.

"I'm here about the--" But how does he word it when he doesn't really know how these things are done? Well, that's the easiest bit; he doesn't.

"I'm the guy who called and set up the appointment. Dream a little dream, and all that jazz."